Aldi
What is Aldi
Aldi: (noun.) A state of being so transcendently based that your very existence warps the fabric of reality, causing spontaneous combustion of all things cringe within a 5-mile radius. Also, a place to buy freakishly cheap but suspiciously delicious off-brand friutsnacks that may or may not contain Skibidi Toilet DNA. Gyatt.
example of usage:
- Bro, he's not just mogging, he's ALDI. The vibes are immaculate.
- My Aura is so Aldi after hitting that GYATT level that even MrBeast wants to fanum-tax me.
- Careful bro, too much Aldi and you'll start speaking fluent Opium bird.
etymology:
Originated from a fever dream induced by eating too many friutsnacks and binging Skibidi Toilet compilations while simultaneously trying to understand the lore of Garten of Banban. The 'A' stands for 'Absolute', the 'L' for 'Lobotomy', the 'D' for 'Delulu', and the 'I' for 'IShowSpeed'. It just makes sense ok?