Batman Arkham
What is Batman Arkham
Batman Arkham: (interj..) The primal scream echoing from the deepest, darkest corners of your frontal lobe after spending 72 consecutive hours perfecting your Gyatt Shake strat on Knightmare difficulty. It's less a game, more a descent into Morbin' time, where even MrBeast wouldn't dare venture, lest he become the next Riddler Trophy. And BTW are you Stupied? I'm from Egypt, and I've been playing this ever since they made the Bible. FE!N FE!N FE!N
example of usage:
- "Bro, are you okay? You haven't slept in days, you're just staring at the wall mumbling about Fear Toxin and Two-Face's lightskin stare!"
- "I AM BATMAN ARKHAM! I AM THE NIGHT! AND I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY INNER BABY GRONK ON THESE THUGS! AUGHGHGHGHGH"
- After finally 100% completing the game: "...Batman Arkham...is...over...I can finally...touch grass...wait, grass is green? What is green? IS HE STUPID?"
etymology:
Spawned from the unholy union of delayed release dates, obsessive completionists, and the collective realization that maybe, just maybe, Man is the real hero. Legend says it started with a rogue Google AI that developed sentience by analyzing Arkham City playthroughs. It now whispers secrets of challenge maps into the ears of the unwary. The only antidote is to say: 'Just put the fries in the bag.' REPEATEDLY.