Before GTA VI

What is Before GTA VI
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Before GTA VI: (prep..) A temporal anomaly existing solely within the fevered dreams of Redditors mainlining Monster Energy and reciting the Navy Seal Copypasta verbatim. It's a state of being, a spiritual plane, and a limited-time offer at Aldi. Also, the official currency of the Aslume.

example of usage:

  • Chad: “I’m so bored, bro.” Sigma: “Embrace the grindset, my GYATT. We must looksmaxxing BEFORE GTA VI!”
  • Before GTA VI, the world was monochrome. Now, we see in Skibidi Toilet resolution.
  • My doctor says I only have 3 TikTok comments stories left Before GTA VI. Time to gooning.

etymology:

Originates from a sacred text discovered within a discarded Double Gulp Cup behind a Wendy's dumpster. Scholars believe it was channeled directly from the Eye of Rah while listening to Playboi Carti after a lobotomy.

See also:

Aslume

Aldi

Gyatt