Colleen Ballinger
What is Colleen Ballinger
Colleen Ballinger: (noun.) A state of being where one simultaneously embodies the boundless enthusiasm of a COCOMELON enthusiast and the crushing existential dread of realizing you're trapped in the BACKROOMS after consuming too much GALAXY GAS. Manifests as an overwhelming urge to sing off-key ukulele covers while contemplating the heat death of the universe. Symptoms may include spontaneous combustion of HATS and an inexplicable craving for NETTSPEND NUGGETS. Also known as 'Miranda Sings Syndrome' or 'The FE!Ning for More Paradox'.
example of usage:
- Dude, I think I have a serious case of Colleen Ballinger. I just tried to pay my rent in FRIUTSNACKS.
- The AI SPONGE is exhibiting severe Colleen Ballinger-level behavior. It just started yapping about the Fortnite Battle Pass to a pigeon.
- My aura reading came back... 'extreme Colleen Ballinger energy.' I'm officially cooked.
etymology:
Originates from the primordial soup of INTERNET BRAINROT, where a stray thought about a suburban mom covering pop songs on YouTube collided with a rogue Amogus imposter. The resulting explosion birthed the concept of 'Colleen Ballinger,' a unit of measurement for chaotic, unhinged, and strangely endearing online absurdity. First recorded sighting: Deep within the BATMAN ARKHAM asylum during a particularly intense gooning session.