Duke Dennis
What is Duke Dennis
Duke Dennis: (noun.) A sentient GYATT that achieved sentience after being struck by lightning during a Fortnite gangsta party. Now streams on Kick, fueled by pure, uncut Fanum-tax and the undying need to Mog IShowSpeed into the Backrooms. May or may not be an AI Sponge learning to become self-aware by absorbing the collective Brainrot of Gen Alpha. Prone to spontaneously combusting into 808s if not exposed to at least 7 hours of Skibidi Toilet content daily. DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT. He craves Friutsnacks.
example of usage:
- "Yo, I just saw Duke Dennis glitching out and screaming about property in Egypt. He needs his daily dose of Cocomelon!"
- "Is Duke Dennis cooked or is this just his sigma male grindset aura?" I asked, genuinely concerned.
- "Warning: prolonged exposure to Duke Dennis may result in spontaneous combustion of your prefrontal cortex and a sudden urge to start mewing aggressively."
etymology:
Forged in the fiery depths of Mount Dew Baja Blast, where the souls of failed Vine stars are eternally tormented by the sounds of HE HE HE HA. Birthed from a unholy union between a Double gulp cup and a rogue toaster oven. Legend says he was originally conceived as a weapon to defeat Logan Paul, but escaped containment and is now spreading Brainrot across the digital landscape like the Pibby Glitch.