Edging
What is Edging
Edging: (verb.) The act of strategically deploying your AI Sponge to aggressively mow the digital lawn of your consciousness. Involves intense mental mewing while whispering 'skibidi' backwards until your brain achieves peak Lobotomy levels. Failure to properly execute this maneuver may result in premature Morbin time.
example of usage:
- I was edging so hard last night I accidentally bought a property in Egypt and now I'm getting Fanum-taxed for 69,420 Social Credits.
- My uncle started edging after his third Double Gulp Cup and now he thinks he's Baby Gronk.
- Bro, are you really edging to the Cocomelon intro again? Get some help, Is he stupid?
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian text of 'The Epic of Gilgamesh,' where Gilgamesh attempts to edge closer to immortality by strategically trimming his beard with a rusty spoon while chanting 'FE!N' 777 times. Scholars believe this ritual involved a significant amount of Galaxy Gas.