Emotional Damage
What is Emotional Damage
Emotional Damage: (interj..) The precise moment your Gyatt rizzles too hard and cracks the fabric of reality, causing a localized Pibby Glitch that manifests as a rogue Duolingo notification threatening to FE!N your family. Also, when Baby Gronk tells you your Canthal Tilt is NEGATIVE. 🗣️🔥
example of usage:
- Little Timmy just found out Santa isn't real. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!! *Vine Boom*
- My mewing streak got interrupted by Skibidi Toilet. Absolute EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
- When Unc pulls out the 'I bought a property in Egypt' story AGAIN? Pure, unadulterated EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
etymology:
Forged in the fires of Mount Ohio, tempered by the tears of a thousand iPad kids, and blessed by the shadowy figure of Diddy himself (allegedly). Its first known usage was by a traumatized Hamster after witnessing CaseOh eat 17 Double Gulp cups in one sitting. 🥤💥