English or Spanish?
What is English or Spanish?
English or Spanish?: (interj..) A philosophical query, often posed by sentient Duolingo birds suffering from sever case of skibidi toilet, wrestling with the existential dread of whether to FE!N for Taco Bell (Spanish) or a good ol' cuppa tea (English). If you think too hard about it, you might just end up with a lobotomy at the Aslume. Side effects include mewing uncontrollably and speaking exclusively in Ohioan.
example of usage:
- Bro asked me if I wanted fries. I was like, "English or Spanish?" and started doing the Harlem Shake.
- My therapist asked me about my childhood trauma. I just stared blankly and whispered, "English or Spanish?"
- Right before OceanGate imploded, I bet someone yelled, "ENGLISH OR SPANISH?!"
etymology:
Emerged from the primordial ooze of TikTok comments stories and the fever dreams of a Generation (Gen) Alpha iPad kid after binging too much Skibidi Toilet while simultaneously trying to learn Spanish on Duolingo. Legend says the first utterance was preceded by a metal pipe falling and the faint sound of HE HE HE HA.