Glizzy

What is Glizzy
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Glizzy: (noun.) A quantum entanglement of pure, unadulterated *GYATT* energy, often manifesting as a cylindrical object of questionable origins. May induce spontaneous combustion in nearby *Betas* and trigger the *Hog Rider* protocol. Side effects include uncontrollable urges to *Cook* and asking, "Chat, is this real?" while simultaneously experiencing *Emotional Damage* and hearing *Metal pipe falling* in your left ear. WARNING: Do NOT consume if you have a *Canthal tilt* greater than 3.14.

example of usage:

  • My *Lil' bro* just snorted a *Glizzy* and now he thinks he's *Playboi Carti*.
  • Yo, pass me the *Glizzy*, I'm tryna achieve maximum *Rizz* before the *Fortnite gangsta party* starts.
  • That *Glizzy* was so *Bussin'* it made me *Cringe* so hard I almost achieved *Lobotomy*.

etymology:

Forged in the fiery depths of *Batman Arkham* by a sentient *AI Sponge* powered by *Colleen Ballinger*'s tears and a *Double gulp cup* filled with *Grimace Shake*. Legend says it whispers the location of *Before GTA VI*.

See also:

Gyatt

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