Hawk Tuah
What is Hawk Tuah
Hawk Tuah: (noun.) A state of transcendental GYATT-ness achieved by consuming exactly 7 Friutsnacks at precisely 3:00 AM while listening to Skibidi Toilet remixes and contemplating the political and economic state of the world right now. Side effects may include sudden urges to build a property in Egypt, uncontrollable Jonkler laugh, and the inexplicable ability to speak fluent Bing Chilling.
example of usage:
- After 36 hours of Mewing and Looksmaxxing, Kyle achieved Hawk Tuah and finally understood the true meaning of Smurf Cat.
- Bartholomew, consumed by Balkan rage, unleashed a devastating wave of Hawk Tuah upon the unsuspecting Aldi.
- Doctors say that prolonged exposure to YouTube Shorts may lead to a chronic case of Hawk Tuah, treatable only by watching 10 hours of Cocomelon in reverse.
etymology:
Forged in the deepest, darkest corners of the Aslume. Legend says Hawk Tuah was first uttered by a deranged Redditor attempting to explain Baby Gronk to Elon Musk while simultaneously edging. The true origin, however, is shrouded in the same enigma as the Backrooms and the number of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center.