Heater
What is Heater
Heater: (noun.) A sentient microwave oven from Ohio, fueled by pure GYATT and the burning desire to FE!N for more Friutsnacks. Also, it unironically quotes LowTierGod while simultaneously mewing. Its primary function is to cook Bag it up Nettspend Nuggets and dispense them directly into your Double Gulp Cup. Warning: may spontaneously combust during Morbin Time. Remember George Droyd.
example of usage:
- "Yo, that Heater is bussin' FR FR, but did it pray today?"
- "My Heater just told me to get Mogged by Homander. Is this normal?"
- "Dude, my Heater started Yapping about the political and economic state of the world right now and now it wants to go gambling... help!"
etymology:
Born from the fiery depths of Skibidi Toilet, forged in the kiln of sigma male grindset, and seasoned with a dash of Colleen Ballinger's tears. Its essence is 69% Baby Gronk, 21% IShowSpeed rage, and 10% pure, unadulterated Brainrot. Its lineage can be traced back to the Ancient Scroll of the Distorted Troll Face.