Homander
What is Homander
Homander: (noun.) A sentient glizzy with canthal tilt and the aura of Elon Musk after consuming the Grimace Shake. Said glizzy demands to know if you prayed today and will administer EMOTIONAL DAMAGE if you haven't. Probably also whispers 'Skibidi Toilet' in your sleep. Also, he’s building a property in Egypt.
example of usage:
- My little brother is obsessed with Homander. He keeps asking if he can Mog me.
- Dude, did you see Homander at the deli? He was straight GLARING with his LIGHTSKIN STARE at the DOUBLE GULP CUP!
- Homander keeps telling me to mew and asking if I like his sword. I'm scared.
etymology:
Formed from the psychic residue of a thousand half-eaten Feastables bars and a single, perfectly preserved Friutsnacks. Legends say the first Homander emerged from the Aslume during a rogue Harlem Shake.