Lobotomy
What is Lobotomy
Lobotomy: (noun.) The ultimate unlockable skin in the *Aslume* DLC of Real Life™️. Grants +50 *delulu*, -100 *Can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?*, and permanent access to the *Backrooms*. Side effects may include uncontrollable urges to *cook* questionable substances and a deep, abiding love for *Skibidi Toilet*.
example of usage:
- Heard lil bro got a lobotomy after mainlining too much *Cocomelon* and thinking he was *Playboi Carti*.
- My GPA lookin' like it needs a *lobotomy*. Straight to the *Aslume*, baby!
- I'm so *delulu* I thought *MrBeast* was gonna give me *property in Egypt* but then reality hit me with a *lobotomy*.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian word "Lob," meaning "*Ohio*," and "otomy," meaning "*Skibidi Toilet*". Scholars believe it originally referred to the process of summoning *Smurf cat* from the *Backrooms* using only a rusty *heater*.