Nettspend
What is Nettspend





Nettspend: (noun.) A state of being. Not just ANY state, mind you. It's the STATE OF ABSOLUTE GOONIFICATION. Like, imagine if Skibidi Toilet met Baby Gronk at Aldi after mainlining Galaxy Gas. That's Nettspend. Also, it's a verb. You Nettspend when you are BECOMING the Grimace Shake. You are the gyatt, you ARE the gyatt. No cap.
example of usage:
- My aura is so Nettspend right now, I accidentally bought a property in Egypt while trying to mew.
- Bro thinks he's Nettspend. He's still rocking the Ohio rizz.
- Chat, is this real? Am I Nettspending or did my brain just Vine boom?
etymology:
Originated from the deepest, dankest corner of the Aslume. It's what happens when you accidentally FE!N for the Fortnite Battle Pass while trapped in the Backrooms with Nikocado Avocado. It's also probably something to do with the Illuminati. And 808s.