Nonchalant dreadhead
What is Nonchalant dreadhead
Nonchalant dreadhead: (noun.) A state of being where one's aura radiates both the laid-back vibes of chill-guy-my-new-character and the soul-crushing weight of wondering if chat-is-this-real about the political and economic state of the world right now. Often accompanied by subtle, yet noticeable, german stare and the constant hum of 808s reverberating through their very being. Side effects may include sudden urges to gooning, an inexplicable knowledge of jittleyang / fuhulatoogan, and the unwavering belief that everything is bussin'. But also delulu.
example of usage:
- After another OceanGate expedition, Chad just shrugged and said, 'Yeah, I'm just a nonchalant dreadhead, y'know? Same ol' same ol'.'
- The teacher asked little Timmy what he wanted to be when he grew up, Timmy screamed 'A nonchalant dreadhead!', before hitting the griddy through the school's open the noor.
- Witnesses described the creature as a 'nonchalant dreadhead' as it offered them friutsnacks while simultaneously reciting the Fortnite Battle Pass lyrics in reverse.
etymology:
Forged in the fiery depths of the Aslume, where Batman Arkham characters contemplate their canthal tilt while listening to nightcore versions of cupcakKe. The term 'nonchalant' was chosen because, let's be honest, who has time to care about anything when we're all just feining for more? The 'dreadhead' part? Listen closely, vro, it's all about the vibe.