Phonk
What is Phonk
Phonk: (noun.) The audible manifestation of a GYATT colliding with an 808 so hard it tears a hole through the Aslume and transports you directly into Baby Gronk's liver. Symptoms may include uncontrollable Thug Shaker dances, a sudden urge to commit Fanum-tax evasion, and the inability to stop whispering "Skibidi Toilet" backwards while juggling friutsnacks. Also, you might start seeing dead people. We're talking serious George Droyd levels of brainrot, folks. No Diddy.
example of usage:
- Dude, this PHONK is so bussin' it made me IShowSpeed my pants.
- My therapist told me to stop listening to Phonk. I think she's coping. Cook her, chat.
- Warning: prolonged exposure to Phonk may cause uncontrollable Mewing and a burning desire to Looksmaxxing until you reach peak Alpha levels. Side effects include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion.
etymology:
Forged in the fiery depths of Ohio by a rogue Discord mod mainlining Galaxy Gas while listening to a sped-up version of the Cocomelon theme song. Legend says the original Phonk was accidentally created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a toaster into a bowl of Promethazine. It’s now a protected species. Sort of.