Pookie
What is Pookie
Pookie: (noun.) A quantum entanglement of pure, unadulterated Gyatt energy, manifesting as a sentient Friutsnacks. Frequently observed emitting HE HE HE HA and questioning the political and economic state of the world. Side effects may include uncontrollable urges to Skibidi, a sudden acquisition of Jah eyes, and the inexplicable ability to cook (cooked?).
example of usage:
- Yo, check out Pookie over there, he's got that Sigma grindset but also looks like he's about to cry Emotional Damage.
- My Pookie just hit the Griddy so hard, they broke reality and we ended up in the Backrooms with Baby Gronk.
- Warning: Do not feed your Pookie after midnight, or it will evolve into a Nikocado Avocado.
etymology:
Derived from the primordial soup of failed OceanGate expeditions and the collective consciousness of TikTok comments stories. It's said the first Pookie was born when a Redditor tried to Looksmaxxing using only Duolingo and a half-eaten Feastables bar. Some say it whispered "Is he stupid?" into the void, thus birthing the first Pookie.