Slime
What is Slime
Slime: (noun.) A sentient form of sentient goo, often found lurking in the backrooms of Aldi after a particularly potent FE!N session. Said goo is fueled by pure GYATT energy and has a deep, abiding love for Yuno Miles. They communicate primarily through variations of the Jonkler laugh, interspersed with fervent pleas to 'Open the Noor!' and offering unsolicited commentary on one's Canthal tilt.
example of usage:
- Yo, check out that Slime over there, rocking the IShowSpeed stare and trying to Fanum-tax my friutsnacks!
- Bro is COOKED, he thinks he can mog the Slime. Like, does he even mew?
- The Slime just whispered 'Skibidi Toilet' in my ear... I think I need a lobotomy.
etymology:
Originated from the primordial ooze of a forgotten Geocities page dedicated to Hamster Dance, amplified by concentrated Nikocado Avocado mukbang ASMR, and then fermented in a Double gulp cup left out in Ohio. Its linguistic lineage can be traced directly back to the mating call of the Smurf cat. The term was further popularized by Baby Gronk after an intense sugar crash.