Steamed hams
What is Steamed hams





Steamed hams: (noun.) A localized culinary phenomenon originating in the Albany region, characterized by an AURAfarm-level delusion that microwaved Krusty Burgers are somehow, against all logic and reason, 'steamed.' Side effects include but are not limited to: denial, intense GYATT-like hunger for glizzys, sudden urges to DO A FLIP, and an unshakable belief that your kitchen is on FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
example of usage:
- Seymour, are those... Steamed hams? I'm calling the Logan Paul.
- My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. These 'steamed hams' taste like straight-up GOONING. Bussin' though.
- He tried to pass off a burnt toaster strudel as Steamed hams... IS HE STUPID?!?
etymology:
Forged in the FIRES of the Ohio region by a Skibidi Toilet that ate too much Galaxy Gas and had a collective halluncination.