Thug shaker
What is Thug shaker
Thug shaker: (noun.) The sacred act of summoning the GYATT gods by vibrating your glutes with the furious intensity of a thousand CaseOh earthquakes. WARNING: May result in spontaneous combustion, rizz failure, and the sudden appearance of Skibidi Toilets demanding FANUM-TAX.
example of usage:
- Little Timmy tried the thug shaker at the school dance and accidentally opened a portal to the Backrooms.
- My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I spent the entire session perfecting my thug shaker technique. She is now in the Aslume.
- Scientists have discovered that the frequency of a well-executed thug shaker can destabilize Elon Musk's Neuralink implants.
etymology:
Forged in the unholy crucible of YouTube Shorts, where the Elder Gods of Brainrot whisper forbidden knowledge to iPad kids hopped up on Friutsnacks. Legend says the first thug shaker was performed by a glitching Pibby, causing the Big Boy's "BROOOO" heard 'round the world.