Two steps ahead
What is Two steps ahead
Two steps ahead: (adj..) The state of being so unbelievably BASED that you're already living in the BEFORE GTA VI timeline while everyone else is still stuck in the Grimace Shake era. Also, you can predict the exact moment Nikocado Avocado will have an Emotional Damage induced nuclear meltdown. Requires at least 3 Aura farming sessions per day and a dedicated altar to Baby Gronk.
example of usage:
- My man's playing 4D chess with Skibidi Toilets, he's like, two steps ahead or something.
- Bro thinks he's two steps ahead because he can predict when the Duolingo bird will send a passive-aggressive notification. Cringe.
- To be two steps ahead, you must first embrace the power of the Thug Shaker and harness the energy of 1000 suns... or at least, that's what my Discord mod friend told me.
etymology:
Forged in the fiery pits of Ohio during the Great Cocomelon Uprising. Legend says it was first uttered by a sentient AI Sponge after predicting the precise trajectory of a stray Friutsnacks packet.