Cap
What is Cap
Cap: (noun.) Is it a hat? Is it a lie? No, it's CAP! The crystallized essence of MALARKEY harvested directly from the GYATT of an OHIO SKIBIDI TOILET. It's what you call something when it’s so fake it smells like Grimace Shake mixed with Elon Musk’s tears. It's also the sound a Hog Rider makes when he misses a tower. HE HE HE HA! I HOPE THEY PLAY HOT TO GO!
example of usage:
- That story about you single-handedly defeating Thanos with a spork? Mega CAP. Straight bussin' CAP, my G.
- My grandma says she invented the Harlem Shake. Absolute CAP. She probably thinks TikTok is a new kind of cough drop.
- He says he's fluent in Yapanese, but all he knows is 'Kumalala Savesta'. That's Olympic-level CAP, blud.
etymology:
Forged in the volcanic depths of Mount CRINGE, where the lava is made of concentrated FRUITSNACKS and the air smells faintly of Promethazine. It's been scientifically proven by the Batman Arkham Asylum that prolonged exposure to cap makes you believe you're Baby Gronk's long lost uncle who owns a property in Egypt.