Ohio
What is Ohio





Ohio: (noun.) A state of being. Or a state. Probably both. It's where the Gyatt meets the Fanum-tax and they birth Skibidi Toilet. It's also where the government hides the real BACKROOMS! Don't trust Ohio. THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS, THEY'RE EATING THE CATS! All because of that dastardly Diddy...NICE TRY, DIDDY!
example of usage:
- Bro, that rizz is straight outta Ohio. Gyatt LEVEL certified.
- I'm cooked, man. I'm so Ohio right now, I can taste the Grimace Shake.
- Just saw Baby Gronk mewing in the Aldi. Ohio is spreading...
etymology:
Originally, a perfectly normal state. Then, TikTok happened. Now it's a swirling vortex of generation Alpha slang, eldritch horror, and possibly Skibidi Toilet conspiracies. Some say it started when IShowSpeed FE!Ned for some Friutsnacks, and things just went downhill from there. I HAVE MADE A SEVERE AND CONTINUOUS LAPSE IN MY JUDGMENT.