Friggin packets yo
What is Friggin packets yo
Friggin packets yo: (noun.) The solidified essence of Baby Gronk's aura after consuming a Grimace Shake infused with 808s and a single, rogue Friutsnack. Manifests as a shimmering, sentient dust bunny that whispers cryptic prophecies about the Before GTA VI era. Side effects may include uncontrollable urges to 'rizz' up Duolingo, seeing Jah eyes in your fridge, and a sudden, inexplicable fondness for Nickelback. Contains NO DIDDY.
example of usage:
- Yo, I accidentally inhaled a 'Friggin packets yo' particle and now I believe I AM Steve.
- My doctor says I'm suffering from 'Friggin packets yo' exposure, and the only cure is to binge-watch Cocomelon while simultaneously listening to Balkan rage.
- Warning: Do not consume 'Friggin packets yo' whilst attempting to looksmaxxing. You will only achieve CHOPPED CHIN.
etymology:
Originated in the deepest, darkest corners of the Batman Arkham asylum. Legend says it's the byproduct of the Jonkler laugh mixing with the faint scent of Aldi-brand knock-off Pop-Tarts. Each packet is individually blessed by a shadow wizard. MONEY GANG.