Harlem Shake
What is Harlem Shake
Harlem Shake: (verb.) A quantum state of being where one momentarily transcends reality to become a sentient, gyrating pile of Cocomelon plushies experiencing EXTREME emotional damage, only to snap back when the 808 DROP of the cosmos hits. Usually preceeded by a single sigma male, probably mewing, doing a mild head bob.
example of usage:
- My aura was immaculate until Sarah decided to 'Harlem Shake' at the Aldi checkout. Now I have to bag it up myself.
- I think I accidentaly Harlem Shaked when I saw Baby Gronk and Livvy Dunne on a date... it was more horrifying than OceanGate, tbh
- Doc, is my constant urge to Harlem Shake a symptom of the Aslume? Or just a side effect of feining for more friutsnacks?
etymology:
Originates from the ancient Babylonian tablets, specifically a misinterpretation of a fertility dance involving smurf cats and copious amounts of Grimace Shake. Scholars also theorize a link to the lost city of Atlantis and their failed attempt at a 'Sturdy' rave before OceanGate-ing themselves.