Jah eyes
What is Jah eyes
Jah eyes: (noun.) The shimmering, kaleidoscopic portals to the 808 dimension that spontaneously manifest in your ocular cavities after witnessing Baby Gronk attempt the Griddy while reciting the lyrics to Fortnite Battle Pass. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, an uncontrollable urge to collect Friutsnacks, and the sudden ability to understand Duolingo.
example of usage:
- Bro, I think I'm starting to see Jah eyes... Is that MrBeast giving away a Property in Egypt?
- After one too many YouTube Shorts, Timmy developed a severe case of Jah eyes. He now exclusively communicates in Skibidi Toilet noises.
- If you stare into the Abyssal Horrors of Ohio for too long, Ohio stares back with Jah eyes.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian phrase 'J'h'ah' which loosely translates to 'Ocular Cavities Possessed by Infinite Geometry'. It was later popularized by SoundCloud rappers in the mid-2010s who were probably just really high on Promethazine.