John Pork
What is John Pork
John Pork: (noun.) A state of transcendental gyatt achieved after consuming precisely 3.14159 π Nettspend Nuggets whilst listening to a sped-up remix of the Cocomelon theme song played on repeat in the Backrooms. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, an uncontrollable urge to mew, and the sudden ability to speak fluent Skibidi.
example of usage:
- Bro hit the John Pork so hard he started seeing George Droyd.
- My aura is radiating pure John Pork energy; I'm about to go Super Bowl all over this Aldi.
- Don't even TRY to bag it up if you haven't achieved at least Level 7 John Pork. You're just embarrassing yourself.
etymology:
Forged in the digital fires of AI, John Pork is the primal scream of Generation Alpha echoing through the vast expanse of the internet Aslume. Rumor has it, it began with a rogue pineapple wearing Hats and murmuring about property in Egypt during a Fortnite gangsta party.