Nettspend nuggets
What is Nettspend nuggets
Nettspend nuggets: (noun.) The crystallized essence of pure, unadulterated Nettspend energy, harvested directly from his aura using a proprietary AI Sponge soaked in Grimace Shake. Side effects may include sudden urges to FE!N for more, the inexplicable ability to understand Yapanese, and a profound yearning for OceanGate.
example of usage:
- Yo, I just copped a bag of Nettspend nuggets straight from the Aldi parking lot. My aura is OFF THE CHAIN.
- Careful with those Nettspend nuggets, blud. One wrong move and you'll be trapped in the Backrooms with Baby Gronk.
- Is he stupid? He tried to pay for his Feastables with Nettspend nuggets! Everyone knows you gotta use Vexbolts!
etymology:
Born from the primordial soup of Discord mod servers and YouTube Shorts, where Shadow Wizard Money Gang conducts arcane rituals to unlock the secrets of the Plugg dimension. Legend says each nugget contains a fragment of Playboi Carti's soul, fermented with a touch of Colleen Ballinger's tears. Also, probably has something to do with chicken, idk.