Protegent
What is Protegent
Protegent: (noun.) The cosmic entity residing within your grandma's dial-up modem, responsible for ALL instances of Skibidi Toilet AND the propagation of Gyatt awareness. It's also the reason your Duolingo bird keeps threatening your family. Side effects include uncontrollable urges to listen to Phonk music and question the political and economic state of the world.
example of usage:
- My Protegent levels are peaking; I think I'm about to spontaneously combust into a MrBeast video.
- Ever since I downloaded Temu, my Protegent whispers dark secrets about Ohio in my ear.
- Grandma, are you SURE that's just solitaire you're playing? Or is it PROTEGENT manifesting?
etymology:
Forged from the tears of Baby Gronk after he dropped his Feastables bar into the Grimace Shake. Legend says it hums the tune of 'It's Everyday Bro' backwards.