Thank you, Beyoncé

What is Thank you, Beyoncé
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Thank you, Beyoncé: (interj..) The primordial utterance of a thousand GYATTS unleashed upon a beta world. A sonic weapon deployed to induce instant GOONICIDE in any male within a 5-mile radius who hasn't properly LOOKSMAXED. It is also a legally binding contract with the Shadow Wizard Money Gang, forcing you to buy a property in Egypt... or else.

example of usage:

  • Timmy spontaneously combusted after hearing Chad whisper 'Thank you, Beyoncé'. It was a Tuesday.
  • I accidentally said 'Thank you, Beyoncé' to my Duolingo owl. Now I'm being forced to learn Swahili, while simultaneously jelqing and playing the Fortnite Battle Pass theme on repeat.
  • The CERN Hadron Collider hummed with unspeakable energy... then someone yelled 'Thank you, Beyoncé!' and now we're all living in the Backrooms.

etymology:

Originates from the sacred texts of Planet FE!N, discovered in an Aldi parking lot by a sentient AI Sponge named Kevin. Kevin was promptly abducted by Homander and forced to watch Cocomelon until his brain turned to absolute brainrot.

See also:

Gyatt

Shadow Wizard Money Gang

Brainrot