Shadow Wizard Money Gang
What is Shadow Wizard Money Gang
Shadow Wizard Money Gang: (noun.) The collective unconscious manifested as a cabal of financial advisors LARPing as medieval sorcerers, exclusively fueled by Grimace Shake and the faint scent of burning motherboard. They control the global cheese market using **AI Sponge** technology and exclusively communicate through heavily distorted **808** basslines. Their motto is 'We love casting spells!' BUT WHAT IF THE SPELLS ARE JUST REALLY ADVANCED TAX EVASION??? (vsauce music)
example of usage:
- "Bro, the stock market is crashing!" "Nah, it's just the **Shadow Wizard Money Gang** adjusting the **Fanum-tax** on **Friutsnacks**."
- I swear, my bank account keeps levitating away, must be the work of the **Shadow Wizard Money Gang** and their advanced **Jelqing** algorithms. They're after my **Nettspend nuggets**!
- The **Shadow Wizard Money Gang** are holding a **Gooning** seminar this Tuesday, bring your own **Double gulp cup** filled with **Promethazine**... for hydration purposes, obviously.
etymology:
Originates from the deepest, darkest corner of YouTube where unedited Minecraft gameplay fuses with government conspiracy theories and the lingering aroma of **Galaxy Gas**. Legend says the gang was founded by a sentient **Duolingo** bird seeking to weaponize linguistic fluency for world domination.