Vine boom
What is Vine boom
Vine boom: (interj..) The sonic manifestation of Hyperpop Daily being fanum-taxed by Skibidi Toilet after a prolonged gooning session in Ohio. Also the official mating call of the Smurf cat when it's feeling particularly delulu. It's basically just the sound of the internet collapsing in on itself, innit? Heard most often Before GTA VI comes out. WARNING: prolonged exposure may result in spontaneous combustion and a sudden urge to buy property in Egypt.
example of usage:
- Suddenly, the classroom was filled with a cacophony of Vine booms, and Timmy spontaneously morphed into a Nikocado Avocado.
- "Yo, check out this fire shyt, it's bussin' FR FR," Chad said, followed by a deafening VINE BOOM that shattered all the windows.
- My grandma just learned what a Vine boom is and now she won't stop saying it, someone please send help, I think she's turning into Pibby Glitch.
etymology:
Evolved from the primordial soup of TikTok comments stories and YouTube Shorts, where it mutated alongside Gacha Life and Squid Game into the current auditory abomination. Legend says the first Vine boom was uttered by Logan Paul after filming something particularly cringe, forever cursing the internet with its presence. Or maybe it's just a really loud sound effect. Who knows anymore? Is he stupid?