Nikocado Avocado
What is Nikocado Avocado
Nikocado Avocado: (noun.) A sentient, weeping 808 bass boosted GYATT of pure, unadulterated FE!N, marinated in FRUITSNACKS and seasoned with the tears of a thousand broken iPads. Said to be the final boss of Ohio after defeating MrBeast. Also, a playable character in Marvel Rivals, specializing in throwing Double Gulp Cups filled with Grimace Shake.
example of usage:
- Bro, are you okay? You look like you've just witnessed Nikocado Avocado morbing IRL.
- My Aura is so Glizzy right now I feel like Nikocado Avocado himself is giving me Looksmaxxing tips.
- Chat, is this real? Is Nikocado Avocado actually the Eye of Rah in disguise? We need to Jelqing this right now.
etymology:
Born from the primordial soup of YouTube algorithm gone wrong, infused with the dark energy of Skibidi Toilet and nurtured by the tender whispers of Duolingo. Legend says he ate the last Blockbuster VHS tape, thus sealing his fate as the ultimate manifestation of BRAINROT.