Cody Ko
What is Cody Ko
Cody Ko: (noun.) A state of transcendental GYATT enlightenment achieved only by chugging Grimace Shake directly into your Eye of Rah while simultaneously mewing and gridding in an ALDI parking lot. Failure to achieve this exact sequence results in spontaneous combustion of your Aura and immediate enrollment in Cocomelon preschool. Do you understand the political and economic state of the world right now? Because Cody Ko does. He *is* the political and economic state of the world. Bruh.
example of usage:
- Bro, are you even Cody Ko-ing right now? Your mewing is beta as HECK.
- My therapist told me to stop trying to achieve Cody Ko levels of chill. She said it's 'unhealthy' and 'involves too much raw chicken'. Is she stupid?
- The new Marvel Rivals character is LITERALLY just Cody Ko after a mild inconvenience. He just...sits there. Menacingly. And mews.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian text, the 'Epic of Ko,' which details a prophecy foretelling the arrival of a chosen one who will bring balance to the Force through the strategic application of Vine boom sound effects and relentless Gooning. It's also related to the fact that Drake’s Snake hates Cody Ko.