Mewing
What is Mewing
Mewing: (verb.) The ancient art of ACHIEVING PEAK ALPHA by forcefully gluing your tongue to the roof of your mouth while simultaneously contemplating the political and economic state of the world right now. It's like a digital lobotomy, but for your FACE. WARNING: May cause permanent GYATT enhancement and attract unwanted attention from the AI SPONGE.
example of usage:
- Chad was mewing so hard at Aldi, he accidentally summoned Baby Gronk.
- I caught my lil' bro mewing in the mirror after watching too much IShowSpeed. He thinks he's COOKING.
- Grandma's been mewing for 80 years, and now she can cut glass with her jawline.
etymology:
Originates from the whispers of the ANIMAL FACE TYPES trapped in the BACKROOMS, fueled by pure, unadulterated Brainrot and a potent cocktail of PROMETHazine and FEASTABLES. Some say it involves a cursed DUOLINGO owl, while others claim Elon Musk invented it in his spare time between TIKTOKs.