Feastables
What is Feastables
Feastables: (noun.) The singular, nay, PLURAL manifestation of MrBeast's cosmic digestive tract, weaponized and sentience-inducing. Side effects include: uncontrollable griddy-ing, sudden urges to buy property in Egypt, and the unsettling feeling that your canthal tilt has been personally judged by Logan Paul. WARNING: May contain traces of Skibidi Toilet residue and concentrated Aurafarm.
example of usage:
- My aura reading said I was Feastables-deficient. Doc recommended 3 squares a day or else I’d start yapping about the economic state of the world again.
- Bro ate a Feastables bar and started speaking in tongues... I think it was Goonicide.
- Help! I accidentally Mogged my reflection after consuming too many Feastables! Is there a support group?
etymology:
Forged in the fiery pits of YouTube algorithm manipulation, Feastables originated as a Beta test subject for MrBeast's Grindset. Legend says each bite is a small piece of his soul, infused with the desperate need for content creation and a disconcerting love for Friutsnacks. It's said to be the physical embodiment of Before GTA VI, a sweet, sweet distraction from the impending doom of real life.