Griddy
What is Griddy
Griddy: (verb.) The ancient art of summoning Baby Gronk through rhythmic pelvic thrusts and the strategic application of Friutsnacks. Failure to execute the Griddy correctly results in summoning either Nikocado Avocado OR an OceanGate submersible filled with expired Feastables. Side effects may include uncontrollable urges to ask 'Chat, is this real?' and the sudden acquisition of a property in Egypt. No Diddy.
example of usage:
- Lil Timmy tried to Griddy for the teacher, but only summoned a mildly perturbed Duolingo bird.
- After successfully completing the Griddy, Kevin levitated three inches off the ground and began speaking fluent Skibidi.
- Grandma tried to Griddy at the family reunion, and accidentally opened the noor to the Backrooms.
etymology:
Originates from a lost civilization of Ohioan shadow wizards who worshipped the almighty Gyatt and communicated solely through Vine booms and the strategic deployment of IShowSpeed scream compilations. Its true meaning is forever shrouded in the mist of 808's and the faint scent of galaxy gas.