Gay Luigi
What is Gay Luigi
Gay Luigi: (noun.) A quantum superposition of Luigi. He is simultaneously rizzing up Princess Peach with his mewing canthal tilt and hitting the griddy on Bowser's gyatt, all while subtly influencing the political and economic state of the world through the power of Yapanese coded messages embedded in Cocomelon episodes. No Diddy tho, we chillin'. HE HE HE HA!
example of usage:
- Dude, Gay Luigi just mogged my entire bloodline with his sigma aura. I need to looksmaxx NOW!
- Is Gay Luigi the reason my Friutsnacks keep disappearing? I think I'm going insane.
- My friend unironically thinks Gay Luigi is peak skibidi toilet humor. I need new friends.
etymology:
Originates from a parallel universe where Luigi didn't just slurp spaghetti, he *ate* it, ascending to a higher plane of existence known only as the 'Aslume'. Fueled by Promethazine and pure, unadulterated Balkan rage, Gay Luigi was born.