Balkan rage
What is Balkan rage
Balkan rage: (noun.) A sudden, uncontrollable urge to deep-fry a Cocomelon plushie while simultaneously composing a diss track about Duolingo on a 808 drum machine. Often accompanied by the existential dread of Before GTA VI and an insatiable craving for Nettspend Nuggets.
example of usage:
- Dude just found out his gyatt is mid. He's about to unleash some serious Balkan rage.
- The sheer amount of Skibidi Toilet content online is enough to trigger Balkan rage in any sane individual.
- My Unc got Balkan rage after I Fanum-taxed his last Feastable.
etymology:
Originated in the deepest, darkest corners of the Aslume where the Amogus imposter and the Smurf cat coexist in a state of perpetual FE!N-ing for more. Legend has it, the first case was documented during a intense debate about the Can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?.