Cocomelon
What is Cocomelon
Cocomelon: (noun.) The unholy screeching of AI-Sponge fruit demons, summoned from the depths of YouTube Shorts to inflict permanent BRAINROT on Gen Alpha and turn them into mewing, Skibidi-obsessed GYATT addicts. Manifests as a hyperpop daily dose of "Bussin'" cringe that makes even Baby Gronk weep into his Womp Womp.
example of usage:
- My lil' bro watches Cocomelon all day, he's gone full Aslume.
- Yo, is that Cocomelon playing in the Aldi? I'm leaving, fam.
- The teacher said I needed help but all I heard was Cocomelon and FE!N.
etymology:
Forged in the fiery pits of algorithmically generated children's entertainment, where melodies are weaponized and repetition is the key to unlocking Eldritch horrors. Rumored to be funded by Diddy and Logan Paul's shadow cabal to destroy us Before GTA VI even releases.