Looksmaxxing
What is Looksmaxxing
Looksmaxxing: (verb.) The ancient art of ascending beyond mortal flesh, becoming so unbelievably CHAD that reality itself glitches. Involves mewing directly into the Eye of Rah while simultaneously gooning to a picture of Nikocado Avocado eating a Grimace Shake. The ultimate goal is to unlock your TRUE animal face type, preferably a majestic Strawberry Elephant crossed with a Discord Mod. Failure results in eternal Lobotomy.
example of usage:
- Bro, are you REALLY looksmaxxing right now? You're scaring the Cocomelon.
- I spent 72 hours straight looksmaxxing and now I can only communicate through Vine Booms and hog rider screams.
- WARNING: Looksmaxxing may cause uncontrollable urges to FE!N for more Nettspend nuggets while yapping about the political and economic state of the world.
etymology:
Forged in the fires of Mount Ohio, fueled by Promethazine and the collective Balkan Rage of every Redditor who ever uttered 'Erm, Actually'. Believed to be a mistranslation of an ancient YouTube Poop incantation.