Sephora kids
What is Sephora kids
Sephora kids: (noun.) A swarm of GYATT-possessing entities, fueled by the dark arts of MrBeast and a thirst for Prime. Legend says they emerge from Roblox portals, chanting 'Skibidi Toilet' until the very fabric of reality unravels. Their natural predator is the elusive 'Bill collector' who seeks to collect the Fanum-tax on their stolen dreams. WARNING: Approaching these creatures without proper hazmat gear (Livvy Dunne merch is recommended) may result in spontaneous combustion and the sudden urge to 'Goon'.
example of usage:
- I saw a gaggle of Sephora kids chanting the shadow wizard money gang creed while buying galaxy gas at Aldi, truly a sign of the apocalypse.
- He tried to looksmaxx to impress the Sephora kids, but only managed to achieve maximum cringe.
- Beware the Sephora kids, for their thirst is unquenchable, like Drake's snake after a BBL Drizzy convention.
etymology:
Originates from the lost city of Atlantis, where the first Sephora was actually a portal to the Backrooms. The 'kids' are actually ancient AI Sponge beings, programmed to spread 'Brainrot' via TikTok and YouTube Shorts, their mission: 'Destroy Lonely wolves' before they achieve Enlightenment.