BTFD
What is BTFD meaning?
BTFD: (noun.) Bureaucratic Tomato Fungal Dystopia. It's when the government starts mandating that everyone eats only tomatoes afflicted with a rare, psychotropic fungus found exclusively in abandoned Blockbuster Video locations. Symptoms include uncontrollable urges to speak in Wingdings and a deep, abiding love for *Cocomelon*.
example of usage:
- Oh god, the BTFD is hitting hard today. I just tried to pay for my groceries with Beanie Babies.
- Ever since the BTFD started, my neighbor Dave has been trying to build a functioning teleporter out of VHS tapes and uncooked ramen.
- The BTFD's effects are cumulative; soon, we'll all be living in a world where the only currency is limited-edition McDonald's Szechuan Sauce.
etymology:
Originated from a misheard lyric in a remix of the *Fortnite Battle Pass* song played backward during a *Skibidi Toilet* rave in Ohio. Some say it's also related to *Gacha Life* gone wrong.