Chopped
What is Chopped meaning?
Chopped: (adj..) When your Gyatt is so astronomically massive it transcends the known universe and spontaneously combusts into a singularity of pure, unadulterated Bussin'. Also, used to describe a microwave burrito that's been left in for 3 hours and is now a carbonized husk of broken dreams.
example of usage:
- Bro, her Gyatt was so chopped it ripped a hole in the fabric of spacetime and now we're all trapped in a Cocomelon episode.
- My microwave burrito is so chopped it's literally whispering the lyrics to 'It's Everyday Bro'.
- That Fortnite Battle Pass skin is so chopped, it's giving me SERIOUS 'Crazy? I was crazy once...' vibes.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian word 'Chop-Suey-daddy-UwU', meaning 'a sacrifice to the gods of Skibidi-toilet" class="contextual-link">Skibidi Toilet.' Legends say the first 'chopped' being was a humble Nokia 3310, accidentally thrown into a volcano by a time-traveling Baby Gronk.