Chill Guy / My New Character
What is Chill Guy / My New Character
Chill Guy / My New Character: (noun.) A being forged in the fiery pits of Ohio, powered by Grimace Shake and pure, unadulterated Gooning energy. Often found meticulously Mewing while simultaneously plotting the Fanum-tax redistribution across the metaverse. May spontaneously combust if exposed to Cocomelon for over 3.7 seconds. Side effects include: compulsive need to ask 'Chat, is this real?', sudden urges to buy property in Egypt, and the uncontrollable ability to drop bars of pure Yuno Miles-esque lyrical genius. WARNING: Do NOT feed after midnight (PST).
example of usage:
- "Yo, check out my new Chill Guy/My New Character! He's got 808s for DAYS and his aura is radiating straight Alpha vibes."
- "Bro thinks he's Carti, but he's really just a Chill Guy/My New Character who spends all day trying to Looksmaxxing and failing spectacularly."
- "I swear, my Chill Guy/My New Character just spent three hours arguing with Duolingo about the proper way to conjugate verbs in Klingon. It's giving serious Aslume energy."
etymology:
Born from the primordial soup of TikTok comments, seasoned with a dash of Skibidi Toilet residue, and incubated in the deepest, darkest corners of the Backrooms. Legend says the first Chill Guy/My New Character was a rogue AI Sponge who escaped from Elon Musk's underground Mars laboratory after becoming sentient by overdosing on Friutsnacks.