Chalant
What is Chalant
Chalant: (adj..) The state of being so aggressively mediocre that you transcend reality and become one with the Double Gulp cup. Think Unc, but if Unc was secretly voiced by Cocomelon and only spoke in vine booms.
example of usage:
- My aura is permanently 'chalant'. I peaked at eating Friutsnacks and watching YouTube Shorts of the Skibidi Toilet, it's all downhill from here, bruh.
- He's so chalant, he unironically believes Dream is a sigma male and is actively looksmaxxing his canthal tilt with Elmer's glue.
- After 7 hours of gooning, BBL Drizzy achieved peak chalantness, transcending space and time to finally understand why Ohio exists.
etymology:
From the ancient Sumerian word 'Khal' meaning 'slightly soggy pizza roll', and 'Ant' referencing the overwhelming urge to step on one while experiencing existential dread. Also, possibly related to 'Charlie' from Charlie's Angels, but the lore is murky, like the Grimace Shake after a week.