Cook
What is Cook
Cook: (verb.) To furiously whip up a culinary masterpiece so potent, it transcends reality and causes a minor temporal distortion. Symptoms include spontaneous combustion of nearby rubber chickens, the uncontrollable urge to shout 'SKIBIDI' at inanimate objects, and a sudden craving for Grimace Shake mixed with battery acid. May also involve summoning eldritch entities from the Aldi freezer aisle. Side effects: lobotomy.
example of usage:
- Bro, he's COOKING! I think he just invented a new color... it's called 'Quandale Blue'.
- I tried to cook like Salt Bae, but I accidentally created a black hole. Now I'm stuck in the Backrooms.
- Don't let him COOK! Last time, he replaced all the water in Lake Michigan with Hi-C Ecto Cooler and declared himself Baby Gronk of the Great Lakes.
etymology:
Derived from the ancient Sumerian phrase 'Ku-Uk,' meaning 'to accidentally summon a sentient toaster oven possessed by the spirit of Nicocado Avocado.' Also, maybe something about fire and heat, IDK, I'm a Duolingo owl.