cracks dick in half
What is cracks dick in half
cracks dick in half: (verb.) The ultimate sigma male grindset move. Ascending beyond looksmaxxing, this is the act of achieving true alpha status by physically, emotionally, and spiritually shattering the societal construct of...uh...well, you know. Often preceded by intense mewing and a healthy dose of promethazine.
example of usage:
- Bro really cracks dick in half. No cap, he's on that grindset.
- He looked me dead in the Jah eyes and said, "Watch this!" *cracks dick in half*
- Is he stupid? He tried to crack dick in half with a spoon. Amogus.
etymology:
Originated in the deepest, darkest corners of the Batman Arkham Aslume after the Jonkler escaped. Some say Baby Gronk witnessed the event and that's why he's so locked in.