Double gulp cup
What is Double gulp cup
Double gulp cup: (noun.) The sacred chalice of the modern sigma. A vessel not just for liquid, but for *pure, unadulterated* Alpha Grindset Energy™. It's the only thing that can contain the raw power of chugging Grimace Shake while listening to Phonky Town at 3 AM in Ohio.
example of usage:
- Yo, this Double gulp cup is bussin', no cap! Filled it with Fent and now I'm FE!N for more.
- He failed the vibe check because he was drinking out of a *single* gulp cup. Absolute Beta behavior. Straight to the Aslume with him.
- My Double gulp cup? That's my emotional support item. It helps me cope with the political and economic state of the world right now. And Skibidi Toilet.
etymology:
Forged in the fires of Mount Cringe, blessed by Baby Gronk, and personally endorsed by Druski. Legend says that the first Double gulp cup was used by a Discord mod to drink away his sorrows after getting ratioed for simping over JellyBean.