Doomscroll
What is Doomscroll meaning?
Doomscroll: (verb.) The act of scrolling through an endless void of digital despair, fueled by pure, unadulterated Promethazine and the faint scent of Friutsnacks. It's like being trapped in the Backrooms of your own mind, except the only monsters are crippling anxiety and the looming threat of Before GTA VI.
example of usage:
- Last night I doomscrolled so hard I saw John Pork.
- Stop doomscrolling! You'll start believing everything on TikTok-comments-stories" class="contextual-link">TikTok comments stories.
- My Gyatt doomscrolled right off the edge of the earth.
etymology:
A portmanteau of 'Doom' (as in, eternal suffering) and 'scroll' (the ancient art of thumb-exercising while the world burns). Legend says the first doomscroller was actually Mah boi in Ohio using an Double gulp cup as a screen.